First Date

This young freshman finally gets a date with a beautiful woman in one of his University classes. But she tells him that before they can go on a date, he has to come over and have dinner with her family. Well, the young man isn't too fond of the idea, but the woman is too gorgeous to refuse.

The rest of the day the young man worries and frets. He gets so worried that he starts to build up alot of gas. But he makes it to her house and is invited inside.

The dinner was excellent and afterwards, the young woman's father starts to read the paper. The young man's gas has built to a level that his bowels cannot contain anymore, so he decides to let a little fart go.

Phht..... The father rolls down his paper at the sound and says "Spot...." The young man looks around, confused by this comment, and spies a old sheepdog behind his chair. Great, the old man must thinks the dog is doing it!! So, he decides to let a bigger fart go.

PhhhhTTTTT.... The father takes off his glasses and rolls down his paper. "SPOT!....." he says in an annoyed tone. The young man feels much better and decides to let one more fart go to relieve all the gas.

PPPPHHHHTTTTPOW!!!! The father rips his glasses off and throws the paper to the floor.

"SPOT YOU DEAF BAG OF FUR..... GET OUT OF THERE BEFORE THAT MAN SHITS ON YOU!"


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