How Unusual

Two businessmen, one Jewish, one Chinese, were sitting in a bar, talking, and as the conversation drifted to the ills of the world, the Jew said, "I think it all goes back to when you guys bombed Pearl Harbor."

The Chinaman says, "We didn't bomb Pearl Harbor. That was the Japanese. I'm Chinese."

The Jew says, "Japanese, Chinese, it's all the same."

The Chinaman says, "And, anyway, I think it all goes back to when you guys sunk the Titanic."

The Jew says, "Sunk the Titanic? What are you talking about? That was an iceberg."

The Chinaman says, "Iceberg, Goldberg, it's all the same."


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