Well Said!

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate.
But, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.


A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....


Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
So why practice?


If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?


Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.


Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.


One should love animals.
They are so tasty.


Guys, if your girlfriend ever complains, tell them you are trying to help the environment.
Save water and electricity/gas.
Shower with your girlfriend.


Humor