This young freshman finally gets a date with a beautiful woman in one
of his University classes. But she tells him that before they can go on a
date, he has to come over and have dinner with her family. Well, the young
man isn't too fond of the idea, but the woman is too gorgeous to refuse.
The rest of the day the young man worries and frets. He gets so worried
that he starts to build up alot of gas. But he makes it to her house and
is invited inside.
The dinner was excellent and afterwards, the young woman's father starts to
read the paper. The young man's gas has built to a level that his bowels
cannot contain anymore, so he decides to let a little fart go.
Phht..... The father rolls down his paper at the sound and says "Spot...."
The young man looks around, confused by this comment, and spies a old
sheepdog behind his chair. Great, the old man must thinks the dog is doing
it!! So, he decides to let a bigger fart go.
PhhhhTTTTT.... The father takes off his glasses and rolls down his paper.
"SPOT!....." he says in an annoyed tone. The young man feels much better
and decides to let one more fart go to relieve all the gas.
PPPPHHHHTTTTPOW!!!! The father rips his glasses off and throws the paper
to the floor.
"SPOT YOU DEAF BAG OF FUR..... GET OUT OF THERE BEFORE THAT MAN SHITS ON YOU!"